A disturbingly large number of web surfers surf their way into my blog by using Google to look for things like “marines boobs” “naked female Marines” or like today, “naked female Marines in Iraq”.
Hilarious. I think I’m going to set up a post that just happens to mention all those words to throw them off the trail…..hey wait, I just wrote a post using all those words. Great. Less work for me.
Unfortunately, I don’t have any photos of naked female Marines to post. (not that I would! geez)
Or fortunately, if you are a female Marine who was foolish enough to let somebody take pictures of you minus the cammies and underpants. Especially in Iraq. I mean, I know it’s hot out there, but not THAT hot!
And really, if you’re a female Marine that means you know lots of male Marines and if you’ve been around them for more than fifteen minutes, you should know that any naked pictures they get their hands on are immediately shared with the entire unit. Especially pictures of you.
I’ve had the misfortune of walking in on enough “sharing sessions” to know.
It’s rather odd to stumble in and see your naked boobies dangling around on somebody’s laptop screen and then to see you in the hallway five minutes later, boobies all covered up.
The main reason this post got so long is because boobie is fun to type.